Monday, June 23, 2008

Making sure the disclaimer is complete

Believe it or not, I took the time to read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page. I think the Sheriff did a good job to CYA. But is anything missing? Should things be added like.....
Wash in cold water only. Do Not bleach.
If an erection lasts for more than 4 hours, contact a physician.
Any ideas?

18 comments:

Kcin97 said...

I think my avatar should be added to it. LOL

OrbsCorbs said...

May cause drowsiness. Do not read while operating heavy machinery or motor vehicles. Contents under pressure. Use only as directed.

kkdither said...

If the erection last more than 4 hours, you experience uncontrollable sexual urges or compulsive gambling, forget the physician, call me..... ;D

Winger said...

Lather, rinse, repeat.

drewzepmeister said...

Batteries not included.

Anonymous said...

To be used under the supervision of a responsible adult.

fungi said...

May cause anal leakage.

hale-bopp said...

It is illegal to rebroadcast or retransmit the images, video or account of this web site without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.

Winger said...

Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sexual activity.

SER said...

Navigation of this website under the influence of alcohol may cause irreversible brain damage.

SER said...

Navigation of this website under the influence of alcohol may cause irreversible brain damage.

SER said...

Did I stutter?

Kcin97 said...

Safety goggles recommended.

Do not use while sleeping.

This website will only work when actual brain matter is between your ears.

CAUTION: Risk of "shock and awe".

Use of this website may be hazardous to your health. This website may contain Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Kcin97 said...

For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

OrbsCorbs said...

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Quitting JT Irregulars Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health.

kkdither said...

Repeated viewing of this site may cause: sleep deprivation, tunnel vision, wide variances in opinion, selective hearing, mood swings including uncontrollable giddiness and euphoria, marital discord, and in rare cases can increase levels of common sense.

AvengingAngel said...

For indoor use only.

Anonymous said...

Apply liberally to effected area.